... and my friend was his leaky martini.
Thank goodness you got this gig before the advent of The Self-Driving Car. That would have simplified your fate. Also, with gas prices as fluctuated as they currently are fluctuating, the scene could have been cut for lack of budget. In addition, as well, it's hard "being a box", but we know you are friends with many mimes, so you were able to figure that one out. Thanks!
Toots/Sweetie (you didn't specify which you were),
Didn't you have moral qualms about taking a role away from a union cigarette-pack-pratfall stuntperson?
After reading this, I found an upload of the film on YouTube just so I could watch the opening sequence :-) Glad you were credited for your work even without having spoken dialogue.